Holiday Greeting... from modern America (The US of A...) :-)

[Guest guest]

>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best

>wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low

>stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter

>solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of

>the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of

>your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions

>and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice

>religious or secular traditions at all . . .

>

> . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and

>medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

>accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the

>calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

>have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is

>necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA"

>in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,

>color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer

>platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

>

>(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This

>greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

>transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies

>no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

>her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is

>revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is

>warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of

>good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a

>subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is

>limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the

>sole discretion of the wisher.)

>

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