Guest guest Posted October 30, 1998 Report Share Posted October 30, 1998 A guy who has been out of work for a while is looking through the classified ads for a job. He comes across an ad.for a job opening at the local zoo.Figuring that a job at the zoo can't be demanding he decides to drop off a resume.That same day he is called to report to work. Wondering what his new job could entail he makes his way to the zoo. The employer explains to him that their prize gorilla has died and that they will not receive the replacement gorilla for another month. Thus they need him to dress up in a gorilla suit so as not to have to reveal that the gorilla is actually is dead. The guy takes the job a bit reluctantly wondering what people will say to see him in a gorilla suit. After sitting in the cage in his gorilla suit watching the people walk by for a couple of hours,he decides that the people are actually fooled by his disguise. He attempts to eat bananas,imitate the people,scratch his but and do other gorilla type actions to entertain the zoo visitors and they are truly fooled into believing that he's a gorilla. After a few days at his new job he really gets into his new role. He is jumping up and down and yelling monkey cries. He climbs onto the tree and starts swinging from the branches when suddenly the branch breaks and he falls into the "Man Eating Lion's" cage. He looks franctically around trying to find a way to climb back into his owm cage when he spots the hungry lion running towards him. He furiously starts climbing the fence but he is not fast enough because of his costume getting in the way. He desperately starts yelling for help when the lion grabs a hold of him and says"Shut up you fool or we'll both lose our jobs¡" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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