The daily evolution in jokes

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The daily evolution in jokes

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EVERYONE KNOWS LIFE HAPPENS. Pinocchio and Frosty are documented cases.

Although all experiments have failed to produce 12 of the 20 necessary

amino acids from the postulated primordial soup, everyone who has been

educated in an American public school knows that success in 8 cases proves

that all 20

can form naturally by chance. Given a tide pool with all 20 amino acids,

experiments have produced just 2 of the 4 necessary proteins necessary for

life. That's

enough to claim success. Anyone with half a brain can see how all these

chemicals can form a nucleus, cytoplasm, and cell membrane by chance. All

that remains is

to inject life into the cell. This is left as an exercise for the reader.

(Hint: You need a dark and stormy night, a lightening rod, well-grounded

slab, a deformed

assistant, and a big switch.) This is the rock-solid foundation upon which

the theory of evolution rests. If you are skeptical, write for a free copy

of our newsletter.

Science Against Evolution, P.O. BOX 923, Ridgecrest, CA 93556.

 

 

 

ALCHEMISTS AND EVOLUTIONISTS aren't much different. Alchemists wanted to

believe that it was possible to turn lead into gold. Although they claimed

to

be scientists, their greed made them reject scientific reality.

Evolutionists want to believe that ammonia can turn itself into a living

cell. They, too, reject scientific

reality for personal reasons. But the 19th century theory of evolution is

withering under the scrutiny of 20th century science. As we move toward

the 21st century,

scientific acceptance of evolution is dropping. Someday evolutionists will

be as hard to find as alchemists. If you would like to learn more about

the demise of

evolution, write for a free sample copy of our newsletter. Science Against

Evolution, P.O. BOX 923, Ridgecrest, CA 93556.

 

 

 

A PIG'S TOOTH by any other name is Nebraska man. Evolutionists found a

single tooth in Nebraska that seemed to be half way between a human tooth

and an

ape tooth. They claimed they had found conclusive proof of the missing

link between ape and man. The tooth was later positively identified as a

pig's tooth, but by

this time textbooks were filled with artists' conceptions of Nebraska man,

showing him to be a hairy ape-man with poor posture. All that was missing

was the

football. To find out more about Nebraska man, Java man, Cro-Magnon man,

Neanderthal man, Lucy, and other missing links, write for one free copy of

our

newsletter. Science Against Evolution, P.O. BOX 923, Ridgecrest, CA 93556.

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