[Warning lables]

[Guest guest]

Some Intersting Label Packaging - to read look at screen and scroll down:

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This made me laugh! the first time I noticed the humor of "warning labels"

was when I was with some pals on a ski trip, and after a long day of skiing

some challenging slopes, we bought a Sara Lee Frozen Cake - on the bottom

of the box, it said "This is the Bottom." It was the moment, I suppose - we

all laughed until tears were running out of our eyes. One of my best

friends Deborah, works at Gillette. She gets some odd letters (that may

explain why these types of warning labels are necessary). One woman wanted

to sue Gillette, because she burned her hair - she was smoking a cigarette

while using hairspray. One man cut his head, because he dropped a razor

blade in his hair brush, forgot, and began to brush his hair. These people

felt the company who manufactured the product was responsible! My husband

Michael came up with the solution - just print " MUST HAVE I.Q. OF AT LEAST

80 TO USE THIS PRODUCT." ! LOL!

 

>ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT: "Do not turn upside down." (Printed on the

> bottom of the box.)

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>ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: "Product will be hot after heating."

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>ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: "Do not iron clothes on body."

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>ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE: "Do not drive car or operate

machinery."

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>ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): "Warning: may cause drowsiness."

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>ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: "Warning -- keep out of children."

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>ON A STRING OF CHINESE-MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: "For indoor or outdoor use

>only."

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>ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: "Not to be used for the other use."

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>ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: "Warning: contains nuts."

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>ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: "Instructions: open packet, eat

> nuts."

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>ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

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>ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS: "Why not try tossing over your favourite

>breakfast cereal?"

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>ON GERMAN HEADPHONES: "Do not increase volume past threshold of pain."

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