Guest guest Posted November 5, 1998 Report Share Posted November 5, 1998 P E R F O R M A N C E A P P R A I S A L T E R M S A N D T H E I R RE A L M E A N I N G S AVERAGE EMPLOYEE.....................Not too bright EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED.........Made no major blunders yet ACTIVE SOCIALLY......................Drinks alot FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY............Spouse drinks, too CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH.............Still one step ahead of the law QUICK THINKING.......................Offers plausible excuses CAREFUL THINKER......................Won't make a decision PLANS FOR ADVANCEMENT................Buys drinks for all the boys AGGRESSIVE...........................Obnoxious USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS.........Gets someone else to do it EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL............Speaks English METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL.......A nit picker HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.............Is tall or has a loud voice EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT.........Lucky KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR.................Knows a lot of dirty jokes CAREER MINDED........................Back Stabber OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION...Gets to work on time RELAXED ATTITUDE.....................Sleeps at desk WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY...............Too ugly to get a date INDEPENDENT WORKER...................Nobody knows what he/she does GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS............Able to bull#### GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS............Spends lots of time on phone LOYAL................................Can't get a job anywhere else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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