The fear of flying

[Guest guest]

Has any one ever complained of a parachute not opening?????

 

 

Adi: "I would be scared to be up there in a plane."

Ava: "I would be scared to be up there without one."

 

 

Observations: Every year, it takes less and less time to fly to America

and more and more time to drive to the office.

 

In this jet age you can have breakfast in London, lunch in

New York, dinner in San Franscisco - and your baggage in

Bombay.

 

Very soon it will take only two hours to get around the

world. One hour for the flight and one hour to get to the

airport.

 

 

 

Brahmacari Passenger (Ava): This flight is very bumpy.

Hostess: But, swamiji, we are still parked in the holding bay.