The 4 surds.

[Guest guest]

Chapter 1.

There were 4 sardars in Mumbai.They decided to start a business.They had a

lot of discussions and finally decided to start a hotel.They selected the

best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.The hotel was inaugurated

and was waiting its first customer.The sardars waited and waited but nobody

turned up.The story was the same next day.A week passed but nobody turned

up.WHY?-B'cos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed".

 

Chapter 2.

After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage.They

bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage.The

4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered

their garage.They waited for 1day,2days a week but no car came to their

garage.WHY?-B'cos their garage was on the first floor.

 

Chapter 3.

After their failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi

driving.They bought a new Premier Padmini and began to look for

passengers.They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi.They went

to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi.

They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus,even there nobody hailed

their taxi.In desperation kept on driving all around Mumbai,but alas no one

hailed their taxi.WHY?-B'cos all the 4 sardars were sitting in the taxi.

 

Chapter 4.

All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb(fortune) and decided

to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines.They started pushing their

taxi.They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not

move even an inch.They decided to rest for the night and start the next

day.The next day the story repeated itself.The taxi just would'nt move.They

pushed for a whole week but the taxi would'nt budge.

WHY?-B'cos 2 surds were pushing from front and 2 from behind.