Guest guest Posted November 7, 1998 Report Share Posted November 7, 1998 DURING A CERTAIN RELIGIOUS GATHERING, SOMEONE RUSHED IN SHOUTING, "THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!" The METHODISTS gathered in the corner and prayed. The BAPTISTS cried, "where is the water?" The LUTHERANS posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil. The CATHOLICS passed the plate to cover the damage. The JEWS posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass. The CONGREGATIONALISTS shouted, "Every man for himself!" The FUNDAMENTALISTS proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God!" The EPISCOPALIANS formed a procession and marched out. The CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS concluded that there was no fire. The PRESBYTERIANS appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report as to whether the fire was predestined to ignite. The HARE KRISHNA grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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