Guest guest Posted December 29, 1999 Report Share Posted December 29, 1999 Hare Krishna. ·>Some long time ago there was a joke on this conference which described a ·>person who wanted to commit suicide by jumping from a bridge.... ·> ·>Any chances that somebody can send me this joke? I'm always happy to rerun old favorites. Any more requests? Hare Krishna ys, BD Joke Follows: ____________________ A man was walking across a bridge one day and saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off. He immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" "Jump off the bridge, you heretic!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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