Dealing with govt offices

[Guest guest]

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man

was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a

Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.

 

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, "T-Square, do your

stuff." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen

and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed

that was pretty smart.

 

But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog

and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went out Into the

kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4

equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

 

But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and

said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the

fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 oz. glass from the cupboard

and poured exactly 8 oz. without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed

that too was good.

 

Then the 3 men turned to the Government Worker and said, what can

your dog do?"

 

The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your

stuff." Coffee Break, jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the

milk, dumped on the paper, assaulted the other 3 dogs, claimed he

injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe

working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on

sick leave.