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Hare Krishna.

 

~~~

 

"He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room

just by flicking a switch." - Unknown

 

 

~~~ Let there be light!, Part I ~~~

 

 

Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One - but he has to wait until the light is better.

 

Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. But he has to do it while you're eating dinner.

 

Q: How many professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one, but he gets three research papers out of it.

 

Q: How many meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

A: This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete

pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next

week. Meanwhile...

 

Q: How many college students does it take to change a light-years?

A: I dunno, I forgot my calculator at home.

 

Q: How many first year civil engineering students does it take to

change a light bulb ?

A: None. That's a second year subject.

 

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply

watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the

light bulb. Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive

integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

 

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: None. It's a hardware problem.

A: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.

A: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.

A: Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in,

and two to explain why the project was late.

 

Q: How many database programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three:

- One to write the light bulb removal program,

- one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

- one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure

nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

 

Hare Krishna --

 

ys, Balarama Dasa

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