the pig farm

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"Pig Farm"

 

Irv Cohen was tired of the rat race of New York City. He

decided to move to the peace and quiet of the country.

He bought a small farm and moved away from the big city.

Not knowing what to do with the farm, he talked to his

neighbors. They suggested going to the local auction

and buying some live stock. Irv did just that. In fact, he

got a good deal on a dozen pigs at the auction. When he

got them home he realized they were all females so he

talked to his neighbor to see if he could bring his girls

pigs over to meet with his boy pigs so this man could get

some babies. The neighbor agreed and so Irv, the new

farmer, loaded the girl pigs in his truck to visit the

neighbors boy pigs.

 

That night he went back to pick them up and he asked

his neighbor, "How will I know if they are going to have

little pigs?" The neighbor said that they would start acting

really different, roll in the dirt and nestle, and that he could

just tell.

 

So next morning our hero went and checked his pigs, and

they were just acting normal so he took them back to the

neighbor's farm again. Next morning same thing; no change

so he took them back again.

 

Next morning poor tired Irv was sitting at the table. Driving

the girl pigs back and forth was taking a toll on him. He really

was upset that the pigs weren't pregnant yet. Irv said to his

wife, "Honey, look out the window and see if the pigs are acting

any different." She looked out the window and said, "Well I

don't know how different you mean but 11 of them are in the

back of the truck and one is in the front honking the horn!!!!!"