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A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the

pearly gates.

 

St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it

into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give

you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it

was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."

 

"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years

and never cheated on her, even in my heart."

 

"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"

"Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and

supported its ministry with my tithe and service."

 

"Terrific!" says St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point."

"One point? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city

and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans."

 

"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.

 

"TWO POINTS!!" the man cries, "At this rate the only way I get into

heaven is by the grace of God!"

 

"Come on in!"

 

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