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It seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological

arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth.

 

One day, the odd rabbi out, after the usual "3 to 1, majority

rules" statement that signified that he had lost again, decided

to appeal to a higher authority.

 

"Oh, God!" he cried. "I know in my heart that I am right and

they are wrong! Please give me a sign to prove it to them!"

 

It was a beautiful, sunny day, but as soon as the rabbi finished

his prayer, a storm cloud moved across the sky above the four.

It rumbled once and dissolved. "A sign from God! See, I'm right,

I knew it!"

 

But the other three disagreed, pointing out that storm clouds

form on hot days. So the rabbi prayed again "Oh, God, I need a

bigger sign to show that I am right and they are wrong!"

 

This time four storm clouds appeared, rushed toward each other

to form one big cloud, and a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree

on a nearby hill. "I told you I was right!" cried the rabbi, but

his friends insisted that nothing had happened that could not be

explained by natural causes.

 

The rabbi was getting ready to ask for a *very big* sign, but just

as he said, "Oh God...," the sky turned pitch black, the earth shook, and

a deep, booming voice intoned, "HEEEEEEEE'S RIIIIIIIGHT!"

 

The rabbi put his hands on his hips, turned to the other three,

and said, "Well?"

 

"So," shrugged one of the other rabbis, "now it's 3 to 2."

 

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