Ava'z exploits. =:-)

[Guest guest]

....and so Ava changed his name to Sheraton, so it would match the name on

his napkins and towels.

 

 

Ava (at Govinda's) : Waiter! Look here, this plate is all damp.

Waiter: Prabhuji, that is your soup.

 

 

Angry boss: Why weren't you here at ten o' clock?

Ava: Why, what happened?

 

 

Ava gets two vacations a year: once when his boss goes to the States and the

other when his wife goes to her mother.

 

 

Ava (at Govinda's): Waiter, there is only one piece of pakora on my plate!

Waiter: Wait a second, prabhuji and I'll cut it in two.

 

 

Ava has the habit of going to the local barber for a head and beard shave.

During the shave, the new novice barber asked Ava, "Excuse me, but were you

wearing a red cravat when you came in, apart from these neck beads?"

Ava: "No."

Barber: "Oh, my God! Then I must have cut your throat!"

 

 

 

Ava: Do you know who invented the best cure for dandruff?

Sri: Yes, it was a Frenchman. He called it the 'guillotine'.

 

 

Boss: How is business?

Ava: fifty-fifty. In the morning we get orders. In the evening they are

cancelled.

 

Ava (at Govinda's): Waiter, Why are there coins in my soup???

Waiter: Well, prabhuji, remember, you said you would not come to this

resaurant again unless there was some change in the meals."

 

 

The other day, when Ava ordered a hot chocolate at Govinda's, the waiter

brought him a Cadbury and a match.

 

 

Ava (at Govinda's): Waiter, why are you pressing your thumb on my dosa?

Waiter: Well, Prabhuji, I want to make sure it doesn't fall on the floor

again.

 

 

At Govinda's

Waiter: Hey prabhu, why are you putting two spoons into our pocket?

Ava: Doctor's orders.

Waiter: What do you mean by that?

ava: See what he has written on this medicine bottle; 'take two spoons after

each meal'.