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Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve

 

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men

hated to ask for directions.

 

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote.

(Men don't want to see what's on the television, they want to see WHAT ELSE

is on.!)

 

8 God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his wore out and

would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

 

7 God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.

 

6 God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

 

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men never would be able

to handle childbearing.

 

4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

 

3. The scriptures account of creation indicated Adam needed someone to

blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

 

2. As the Bibles says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

 

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his

head and said, "I can do better than that"

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