Guest guest Posted November 21, 1998 Report Share Posted November 21, 1998 Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 2 in the morning and cannot be cast out. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Dopelar effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly. Extraterrestaurant: An eating establishment where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry. Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding. Lullabuoy: An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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