Indian Railways

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Sri and Adi were going to Jagannath Puri. Unfortunately the only train they

could get into was a miserably slow passenger train. (That's the only train

Sri could catch up with!)

 

So nearing Puri, the train starts moving real slow. Almost crawling.

Finally, it creaks to a complete halt.

 

After a 10 minutes, out pops the transcendental head of Sri from a rusty

window and he finds Adi jaywalking.

 

Yells Sri his standard line, "What's happening?"

 

"Buffalo on the track!" replies Adi.

 

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes,

however, it stops again.

 

Sri yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the Buffalo again?"