More Light Bulb Jokes

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Hare Krishna

 

Q: How many MicroSoft tech support people dies it take to change a

light bulb?

A: Four.

- One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?"

- one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?"

- another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?"

- and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because the

light bulb in our office works fine..."

 

Q: How many MicroSoft technicians does it take to change a light

bulb?

A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a

faucet.

 

Q: How many MicroSoft vice presidents does it take to change a

light bulb?

A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that

MicroSoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the

world.

 

Q: How many MicroSoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We just determine that the room is dark; we don't actually

change the bulb. Since we have a dead-bulb result on file from a

previous test, rest assured that Development is working on a bug

fix.

 

Q: How many MicroSoft shipping department personnel does it take to

change a light bulb?

A: We can change the bulb in 7 to 10 working days. If you call

before 2 PM, and pay an extra $15, we can get the bulb changed

overnight. Don't forget to put your name in the upper right hand

corner of the light bulb box.

 

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. But they'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as

it would be for a Mac user.

 

Q: How many MicroSoft managers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light

bulbs burn out, and to determine what, exactly, we as supervisors

can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.

 

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness as the new

industry standard.

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

 

Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no

provision for light bulbs to be removed.

 

Hare Krishna --

 

ys, Balarama Dasa