Guest guest Posted November 23, 1998 Report Share Posted November 23, 1998 Certainly didn't mean to pick on Pakistanis, but just couldn't keep it to myself. Hope you are going to enjoy it as much as sardarji jokes. CHECK OUT THESE JOKES ON PAKISTANIS! ANY CONTRIBUTIONS FROM OTHERS TO IMPROVE INDO-PAK RELATIONSHIPS ARE WELCOME! 1.Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention? A.It's a solar powered flashlight. 2.Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention? A.The new automatic Pakistani parachutes:They open on impact. 3.How do you sink a Pakistani battleship? A.Put it in water. 4.Did you hear the news about a 747 which crashed in a cemetery in Karachi? A.The Pakistani officials have so far retrieved 3000 bodies. 5.Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who wanted to be buried at sea on his death? A.Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave. 6.Did you hear about the other tragedy in Karachi? A.There was a terrible power cut in Karachi's Four Square Shopping Mall:people were stuck on the escalator for 4 hrs. 7.Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre? A.They were waiting to see the movie Closed for the winter. 8.Did you hear about the Pakistani Air-Force helicopter crash? A.The pilot felt cold,so he turned off the fan. 9.Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses? A.They get it from chasing parked cars. 10.Did you hear about the Pakistani who studied diligently for 5 days? A.He was scheduled to take a urine test. 11.Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library? A.Somebody stole the book. 12.Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids? A. 'cause he'd read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese. > > > >____ >Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 25, 1998 Report Share Posted November 25, 1998 > CHECK OUT THESE JOKES ON PAKISTANIS! Classic. Simply far out. All goblins to Paikstan! All debris to Pakistani sense of 'intelligence'! Never had such a good time in ages!! Rolled and laughed and rolled and.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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