Guest guest Posted November 25, 1998 Report Share Posted November 25, 1998 If Sridama (Sri) were a Christian.... ===================================== On January 29th Sri would have approached the pastor with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." Saying this he passes the minister a $100 bill and grinning ear to ear, walks away satisfied. It is now the day of the wedding, Jan 31st 1999, and Hufz and Sridz have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young(?) man in the eye and says: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" Sri gulps and looking around, says in a tiny voice, "Yes." ( Ahhhhhh! should have seen that face :-> ) Sometime later, Sri slowly leans toward the pastor and hisses, "I thought we had a deal." The pastor puts the $100 bill into his hand and whispers back, "She made me a much better offer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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