Guest guest Posted November 26, 1998 Report Share Posted November 26, 1998 On-Line Hinduism ~~~~~~~~~~~~ All of us have, at sometime or other been in the doldrums.... At such times, we, in our old fashioned Indian way turn to the GODS for help.... In modern times however, with changing times, all the GODS have E-Mail so that the likes of us can ask for their help easily.... The following are the E-Mail addresses, if you were ever to need them.... If you wanted to get rid of obstacles in your way, you should mail to: ganesha (AT) kailasa (DOT) onmouse.com If you wanted to "create" something.... anything, you should mail to: brahma (AT) satyaloka (DOT) onlotus.com If you wanted help with anything at all, you should try: vishnu (AT) vaikunTHa (DOT) onAdishesha.com If you wanted to destroy any thing, then your destination is: rudra (AT) kailasa (DOT) onnandi.com If you were in dire need of money you should try: lakshmi (AT) vaikunTHa (DOT) .byvishnu.com or kubera (AT) swarga (DOT) com If you are in pursuit of knowledge then , saraswati (AT) satyaloka (DOT) withveeNa.com or brihaspathi (AT) swarga (DOT) com If you want combat evil (Rakshasas) advice can be found at: indra (AT) swarga (DOT) onairAvata.withvajra.com (For ladies) If you wish your husband a long life: gowri (AT) kailasa (DOT) com Advice for this can be found at sAvitri (AT) madradesha (DOT) com If your place is drought ridden, then you should contact: varuna (AT) swarga (DOT) com If you are feeling very cold, then try: agni (AT) swarga (DOT) com IF you absolutely NEED a date, then try: urvashi (AT) swarga (DOT) withindra.com * rambha (AT) swarga (DOT) withindra.com * menaka (AT) swarga (DOT) withindra.com * tilotthama (AT) swarga (DOT) withindra.com * *Also can be contacted when you are feeling very down or when you want to destroy sombody's (your competitor when in school/college?) concentration If you are travelling in a hot country, for a cool breeze contact: vayu (AT) swarga (DOT) com If you were in the darkness light can be obtained from: sUrya (AT) Akasha (DOT) com If you were in a romantic mood then, for moonlight, contact: chandra (AT) Akasha (DOT) com If at all you feel that your character needs a little building up, then your helpline would be: rama (AT) ayodhya (DOT) com Suppose you had no access to (on-line ?) newspapers, then for keeping up with the times, try: nArada (AT) everywhere (DOT) anywhere.com When you fall ill, instead of visiting a (very costly) doctor, try: ashwini (AT) swarga (DOT) twins.com If ever you felt like getting something (but were not able to), you should have contacted: kAmadhenu (AT) rishiashramAs (DOT) edu or kalpavrikhsa (AT) rishiashramas (DOT) edu Finally, if you've had enough of this world, (and enough of reading such useless things) then your contact will be: yama (AT) yamaloka (DOT) onbuffalo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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