Definitions.

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Please excuse if these are repeated.

 

1)Boss:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

 

2)Criminal:A guy no different from the rest.....except that he caught.

 

3)Diplomat:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you

actually look forward to the trip.

 

4)Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you with his bills.

 

5)Experience:The name men give to their mistakes.

 

6)Father:A banker provided by nature.

 

7)Miser:A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

 

8)Rumour:News that travels at the speed of sound.

 

9)Tears:The hidraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine

power.

 

10)Worry:Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

 

11)Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

 

12)Absent-minded person:One who stands infront of the mirror for hours

trying to remember where he had seen the person before.

 

13)Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody

believes he got the biggest piece.

 

14)Cigarette:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a

fool on the other.

 

15)Conference Room:A place where everybody talks,nobody listens and

everybody disagrees later on.