Ava's world! : He digs animals!

[Guest guest]

The fame of Avadhut (now christened Ava by all com admirers in the jokes

domain) spread far and wide thru the network of telephone cables to such an

extent that there is now a deadlock in the WWW. So Ava takes some time off

from sending those jokes (both original and the copied stuff!) and turns

towards animals for a change. Some inteesting anecdotes on his sojourn with

the animal kingdom.....

 

 

 

AVA: I have an unusual dog. It has no tail!

ADI: So I noticed, so how do I know when it's happy?

AVA: When it stops biting me.

 

 

 

 

 

AVA (calls up the TP): Hello prabhu, dandavats. I've lost my parrot!

Temple President: Sorry, Ava, but that's not my job.

AVA: But my bird is very intelligent and can talk in three languages,

including sanskrit!

Temple President: Well...in that case you'd better hang up, Ava, he may be

calling you right now!

 

 

 

When Ava used to be a karmi, he used to smoke. He once read in a health

magazine that nicotine in cigarettes caused lung and throat cancer in rats

and mice. So then, as a precaution he practiced putting all his cigarettes

safe inside his steel cabinet where the rats and mice could not get at them.

 

 

Ava finally bought a parrot at an auction after some very strong bidding. "I

suppose the bird talks?" he said to the auctioneer.

"Talk?" came the reply. "He's been bidding against you for the past half

hour!"

 

 

 

Avadhut (at the Brahmacari Ashram): I don't like all those mice in my room.

Sri: Well, keep those you like and chase out the rest.

 

 

 

When Ava used to be karmi, he had three cute puppies which he named:

"Sherry, Brandy and Shandy". One day he had a visitor. Ava introduced his

three little puppies to him: "This is Sherry, Brandy and Shandy."

"No thank you," said the visitor, "I'll just have a Scotch and a Soda."

 

 

AVA's OBSERVATIONS

 

Horses are more sensible than men. When ten horses run, thousands of people

will go and watch them. But when ten people run, not even one horse will go

and watch.

 

They say a horse is the only animal which can take several thousand people

for a ride at the same time.