Guest guest Posted November 28, 1998 Report Share Posted November 28, 1998 When Ava used to be a cannibal and got married, at the grand reception, he toasted his mother-in-law. Ava, surprised over the visit of his mother-in-law to his house, took his wife in the corner and said, "Oh Krishna! Did I not cable you NOT to bring your mother with you?" "Yes, Prabhu." said his wife, "you did. That's what she has come to see you about." Ava joined this new service club. The president asked Ava, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" Pat came the reply, "Yes, my mother-in-law." "Ava, is it true that you bought your mother-in-law a Jaguar? "Yeah Sridama Prabhu, that's correct." "But Ava Prabhu, you said you didn't like her?" "I know what I'm doing - it's bitten her twice already." Avadhut was having a chat with Sridama. Ava: I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law. Sri: Did you put it to sleep? Ava: No, of course not. I had it's teeth sharpened! Ava took his dog to the vet and asked him to cut off its tail. The shocked vet asked, "Why do you want to do that?" "Well," said Ava, "my mother-in-law is visiting us and I don't want any indication in our house to suggest that she's welcome! Ava: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog on the street. Sri: Oh, that's terrible! Ava: Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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