Guest guest Posted December 2, 1998 Report Share Posted December 2, 1998 Q: What did the mayonnaise tell the mustard A: Close the door, I'm dressing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 2, 1998 Report Share Posted December 2, 1998 > Quick!!! Shoot him before he post another one of those really lame jokes. Yeah! Shot (usin a Kodak digicam). Wanna c da pic? chek it oud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 1998 Report Share Posted December 3, 1998 > > Quick!!! Shoot him before he post another one of those really lame > > jokes. > > Yeah! Shot (usin a Kodak digicam). Wanna c da pic? > chek it oud! All jokes conference members are hereby required to download this picture of Avadhuta and set it up as their Windows desktop picture, preferably applying the "stretch" or "tile" settings at the same time. Hare Krishna -- your servant, Balarama Dasa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 1998 Report Share Posted December 3, 1998 > > > Quick!!! Shoot him before he post another one of those really lame > > > jokes. > > > > Yeah! Shot (usin a Kodak digicam). Wanna c da pic? > > chek it oud! > > All jokes conference members are hereby required to download this picture > of Avadhuta and set it up as their Windows desktop picture, preferably > applying the "stretch" or "tile" settings at the same time. > > Hare Krishna -- > > your servant, Balarama Dasa Holy COW!, Balarama Prabhu! I got the shocker of my life...I thought the Martians have invaded planet earth...er...by the way...how did the pic get those extremely bulbous eues...did you use Kai's Power Goo? Tee..hee! Your Servant, Sridama das (Sri) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 4, 1998 Report Share Posted December 4, 1998 > > > Quick!!! Shoot him before he post another one of those really lame > > > jokes. > > > > Yeah! Shot (usin a Kodak digicam). Wanna c da pic? > > chek it oud! > > All jokes conference members are hereby required to download this picture > of Avadhuta and set it up as their Windows desktop picture, preferably > applying the "stretch" or "tile" settings at the same time. > > Hare Krishna -- > > your servant, Balarama Dasa should we offer some puja? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 4, 1998 Report Share Posted December 4, 1998 > should we offer some puja? Strictly only Sri Sri Radha Rasabihariji's Mahaprasad Salty Samosas accepted as puja offerings. 'salty maha' 'salty maha' 'salty maha' eva hi kevalam 'prasadam nasteva' 'prasadam nasteva' 'prasadam nasteva' samosa anyatha (lust-santaran-upanishad 1.1.1) Long distance worship accepted thru means of demand drafts (DD) too. DDs payable to "Avadhut das Puja Paraphenelia Fund" (ADPPF). Persons visiting Sri Sri Radha Rasabihariji Mandir Juhu, could personally offer me maha-salty-samosas. If anyone offers me Sri Sri Radha Rasabihariji's maha salty samosas with love and devotion (what the heck - even if one offers them with complete hatred still...) I will accept them with all love and devotion and honour every particle of it. Thereafter I will bless the person to be imbued with more and more dollar$ so that he can buy more and more $amo$a$ and can continue to offer them to me. "Thus very soon such a person will definitely attain to the region of Goloka where Samosas are cooked with ever increasing ecstatic love and devotion for the eternal transcendental pleasure of maha blissful Sri Sri Radha Rasabihariji. Whoever honours the maha samosas of Sri Sri Radha Rasabihariji will definitely live in bliss and ecstasy ever after serving their lotus feet." --so have I heard from the grapevine of my mental concoctions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 6, 1998 Report Share Posted December 6, 1998 Dear Avaduta Prabhu, Hare Krishna. Please accept my humble obeisances. All glories to Srila Prabhupada. The waves of ecstatic bliss from your honouring of maha-salty-samosas are reaching even as far as London. Please, never stop honouring those samosas, whatever you do. You and your samosas are our life and soul. :-) Dandavats. Your servant, Vraja Kumara das Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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