Guest guest Posted December 2, 1998 Report Share Posted December 2, 1998 These were originally sent on the "Ex -Mayapur Gurukuli conference by Ananda Tirtha prabhu: >>PHILOSOPHIES OF LIFE >> > >> > If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. >> > >> > A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. >> > >> > Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. >> > >> > For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. >> > >> > He who hesitates is probably right. >> > >> > Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. >> > >> > No one is listening until you make a mistake. >> > >> > Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. >> > >> > The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. >> > >> > The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the >bread. >> > >> > The severity of the itch is proportional to the length of the reach. >> > >> > To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is >> > research. >> > >> > Two wrongs are only the beginning. >> > >> > You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. >> > >> > Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. >> > >> > The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. >> > >> > A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. >> > >> > If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried >> > before. >> > >> > Change is inevitable....except from vending machines. >> > >> > A fool and his money are soon partying. >> > >> > Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. >> > >> > I'm modest and proud of it! >> > >> > If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. >> > >> > How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand! >> > >> > I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. >> > >> > Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals." >> > >> > Death to all fanatics! >> > >> > Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. >> > >> > Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. >> > >> > Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. >> > >> > Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back. >> > >> > Beware of geeks bearing gifs. >> > >> > 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. >> > >> > A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. >> > >> > And finally.... >> > >> > If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for >you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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