Guest guest Posted November 28, 1998 Report Share Posted November 28, 1998 During the shooting of a movie, the director said, "Ava, come on, jump now." "But sir, from the fifth storey? I'll be killed!" protested the aspiring actor, Ava. "Oh, don't worry," said the director, "It's the last scene in our picture." When Ava married an actress, he realized his misfortune after this conversatio he had with her: After the marriage ceremony, Ava asked the bride, "darling, what is your greatest desire?" The bide replied, "I wish to have shorter honeymoons, but plenty of them." Reporter: I am sorry I couldn't be present at your latest wedding. Film actor Ava: Don't worry. You can come to the next one. And here's what Ava says: "I have played a servant in so many movies that when i return home from work at night, I go through the back door!" "Did that new movie starring Ava have a happy ending?" "Oh yes, everybody was glad it was over." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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