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REPLYING TO AN INVITATION TO A SCIENTIST'S BALL

 

-Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.

-Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.

-Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.

-Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research.

-Ohm resisted the idea at first.

-Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

-Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.

-Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.

-Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.

-Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.

-Dr Jekyll declined -- he hadn't been feeling himself lately.

-Morse's reply: "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now must dash."

-Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.

-Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater frequency.

-Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.

-Audobon said he'd have to wing it.

-Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make a space in

his schedule.

-Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved.

-Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?

-Mendel said he'd put some things together and see what came out.

-Descartes said he'd think about it.

-Newton was moved to attend.

-Pavlov was drooling at the thought.

-Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality.

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