Facts and figures

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* Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby

for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.

 

* Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton s

sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.

 

* Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour.

With real beard: $20.

 

* To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to

make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times

the speed of sound.

 

* At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame

instantaneously.