Faith

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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his

boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the

beast tossed him and his boat high into the air then opened its

mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he

cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

 

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as the

atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the

clouds. "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

 

"Come on God, give me a break!," the man pleaded. "Two minutes

ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"