Revealed!!

[Guest guest]

Dear esteemed members of Jokes conference.

 

PAMHO. AGTSP.

 

Now time has come to reveal unto you, the secret of Sri's astounding success

at the Jokes conference's hall of fame.

 

It was exactly 4 years and 2 months ago, Adi and Sri were in a mental

institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best

patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they're

deemed cured and are free to go.

 

First, Adi was called into the doctor's office.

 

Doc: "Adi, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"

 

Adi: "I'd be half blind."

 

Doc: "That's correct. What if I poked out both eyes?"

 

Adi: "I'd be completely blind."

 

The doctor stood up, shook Adi's hands, and told him he was free!!

 

On his way out, out of causeless compassion, Adi mentioned the exam to Sri.

He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers.

 

So Sri went in. The doctor went thru the formalities and asked, "What would

happen if I cut off one ear?"

 

Sri, remembering what Adi had said was the correct answer said, "I'd be half

blind."

 

The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. "What if I cut off the

other ear?"

 

"I'd be completely blind," Sri answered.

 

"Sri, can you explain how you'd be *blind*?"

 

"My hat would fall down over my eyes."