Guest guest Posted December 23, 1998 Report Share Posted December 23, 1998 1. When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"? 2. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 3. Why is there a road sign that says "Braille Institute, Next Exit"? 4. Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? 5. If procrastinators had a club would they ever have a meeting? 6. When you go into a hotel you always see reception. Why do you never just see ception? 7. If a mayavadi and a Paki were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? 8. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? 9. If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit? 10. Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 24, 1998 Report Share Posted December 24, 1998 > >10. Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time? > yes I forgot that before!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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