10 Ways to confuse Santa

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1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining

that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

 

2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding

ticket.

 

3. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas.

Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

 

4. Leave a note by the telephone telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and

wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way

home.

 

5. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse

to let him leave until that huge cake arrives.

 

6. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When

Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well.

They always return to the scene of the crime."

 

7. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see

them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!"

and fire a gun.

 

8. Leave Santa a note explaining that you've moved. Include a map with

unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

 

9. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

 

10.Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the

house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been

"trampled." Threaten to sue.