Guest guest Posted December 24, 1998 Report Share Posted December 24, 1998 Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? A: Ribbon hood. Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime? A: Sandy Claus! Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A: A subordinate Claus. Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because the angel had said,'No L!' Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic. Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney? A: Pour Santa flush on him. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes. Q: Why is Christmas like a day at the office ? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. ___________________ The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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