Ava's world: Family life...sighhhhh!

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When Ava was a little boy he expressed his dissappointment with life. He

explained, "If i am noisy, they spank me. If i'm quiet, they take my

temperature."

 

 

 

Ava rushed to the seamstress and ordered a maternity dress to be delivered

to the house by Friday as his wife was expecting. The seamstress was about

to deliver the dress when she recieved a call from Ava's wife at the

Hospital, "Please don't bother to deliver the dress. My delivery was faster

than yours."

 

 

 

Then there was this ten year old Ava who shot both his parents and pleaded

with the judge for mercy because he was an orphan.

 

 

 

Ava: Dear wife, please wake up, the baby's crying.

Ava's wife: It's your turn, remember? It's half yours.

Ava: Yes, I know, love, but my half's not crying.

 

 

At a birthday party, little Ava and Little Adi were boasting to each other.

Adi said, "My father can beat up your father."

Ava replied, "Big deal. So can my mother."

 

 

 

Ava and Adi were having a chat. Adi said, "Did you get any good wedding

presents, Ava prabhu?

 

Ava said, "Well, Sri promised to buy me a food mixer."

 

Adi: "That was sweet of him."

 

Ava: "No, it wasn't. When I opened the box, it was a wooden spoon."