There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some

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There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money

he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the

playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,"I've

kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying:

"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put

it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city

play ground". Signed, "A Sardarji". The Sardarji then pinned the note to

the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next

morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting

beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the

$10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji ?!