A test of your professional skills

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A test of your professional skills

 

 

This quiz consists of four questions that tell whether or not you are

qualified to be a professional. The answers are below and there is no

reason to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need

to think like a professional.

 

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1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and

close the door. This question tests where or not you are doing simple

things in a complicated manner.

 

 

 

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut

the refrigerator.

 

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the

elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.

 

 

3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals

attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.

This question tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.

 

 

OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one

may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a

professional.

 

4) There is a river known to be filled with crocodiles. How do you

cross it?

 

 

 

 

Correct answer: Simply swim across. There cannot be any crocodiles in

the river as they are all attending the animal conference. The question

tests your reasoning ability.

 

 

So....if you answered four out of four correctly, you are a true

professional. Wealth and success await you.

 

If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do, but

there is hope for you.

 

If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger

flipper.

 

If you answered one out of four, try selling some of you organs. It is

the only way you will ever make any money.

 

If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require

any higher mental function at all, such as law, politics, or computer

support.