Conversation between a Christian and an Atheist

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There was this Christian lady who had to do a lot of traveling for her

business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her nervous, so she always

took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time on an

airplane, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he

gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.

 

After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that

stuff in there, do you?"

 

The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

 

He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

 

She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

 

He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the

whale?"

 

The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will

ask him."

 

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

 

"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.