Guest guest Posted February 1, 2000 Report Share Posted February 1, 2000 Sardarji: Those impeccable bearded, turbaned people from Punjab, in India. You should be sure the person is Sardar when * he puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind. * Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. * sends a fax with a postage stamp on it * tries to drown a fish in waters * thinks socialism means partying. * Trips over a cordless phone. * Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. * At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius." * Studies for a blood test and fails. * Sells the car for gas money. * Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. * Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. * Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor. * always smile during lightning storms thinking his picture is being taken. * he has "TGIF" (Toes Go In First) written on his shoes. Rejoinder: Two sardars enter a cafetaria and start looking at the prices. The menu card says hot drinks 1 Re. , Cold drinks 2 Re. They decide to go for the cheaper one. While one consumed his drink in one gulp the other was trying to relish it. Then the first starts shouting, 'make it fast, if it becomes cold we will have to pay 2 Re. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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