Guest guest Posted March 4, 2000 Report Share Posted March 4, 2000 A California Highway Patrol officer pulled a car over south of San Diego and told the driver "congratulations, that because he and his passenger had been wearing their seatbelts, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the California statewide safety competition." "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the Highway Patrol Officer. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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