Re:Science and Medicine Quotes from Australia

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> Re: Fw: Science and Medicine Quotes

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> > I like your tourist questions - we are getting some doozies here prior to

> the Olympics, like:

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> > "Which direction is north in Australia?"

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> > "Can you send me the schedule for the Vienna Boys Choir?"

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> > "Which direction should I drive - Darwin to Perth or Perth to Darwin - to

> avoid driving with the sun in my eyes?" (This trip would take 3-4 days)

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> > I've also attached some more medical stuff:

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> > Irish Medical Terminology:

> > Artery: The study of fine paintings

> > Barium: What you do when CPR fails

> > Benign: What you be after you be eight.

> > Cesarean Section: A district in Rome.

> > Colic: A sheep dog

> > Coma: A punctuation mark

> > Congenital: Friendly

> > Dilate: To live longer

> > Fester: Quicker

> > G. I. Series: Baseball game between soldiers

> > Grippe: A suitcase

> > Hangnail: A coat hook

> > Morbid: A higher offer

> > Nitrate: Lower than the day rate

> > Node: Was aware

> > Organic: Church musician

> > Outpatient: A person who fainted

> > Postoperative: A letter carrier

> > Protein: In favor of young people

> > secretion: Hiding anything

> > Serology: Study of English Knighthood

> > Tablet: A small table

> > Urine: Opposite of you're out

> > Varicose Veins: Veins very close together