More blond jokes

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More blond jokes

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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing

at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was

knitting! Realizing that he was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,

the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,

"PULLOVER!"

"NO," the blonde yelled back, "it's A scarf

2) The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his

company. He wanted to find out something about his personality so he

asked,"If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who

would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

 

3) Two blondes, Carol and Bob, were walking down the street.Carol noticed a

compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it,

looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." Bob said,

"Let me look!" So Carol handed him the Compact. Bob looked in the mirror

and said, "You dummy, it's me!

 

4) A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely to

see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your

act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you

expect me to show it to you!"

5) A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was his turn. He

rolled the dice and He landed on "Science & Nature." His question

was,"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

He thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

6) The blonde reported for her university final examination which consisted

of "yes/no" questions. She takes her seat in the examination

hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of

inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin

and marking the answer sheet-Yes for Heads and No for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is

sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately

throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed,

approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an

hour. But I'm rechecking my answers

7) An airline captain was breaking in a very handsome new blonde

steward.The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon

their arrival, the captain showed the steward the best place for airline

personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot

was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new steward was

missing. He called his room, wondering what happened to him. He answered

the phone, sobbing, and said he couldn't get out of her room."You can't get

out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?There are only three doors

in here," he cried, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a

sign on it that says, 'Do Not Disturb' (Text COM:3108709)

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A "blond-jokes-attached" was given a jigsaw puzzel and had put it together

within three days.

He was very proud of his accomplishment, and being asked why -the puzzel

wasn't actually complicated- he answered: "I finished it in 3 days, but on

the package it says: 4-6 years!"