Guest guest Posted April 21, 2000 Report Share Posted April 21, 2000 ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Letter COM:3172447 (23 lines) Internet: GourNitai (AT) aol (DOT) com 20-Apr-00 08:28 -0700 Balarama (das) LOK (Albuquerque, New Mexico - USA) [7110] For: Jokes Signs You're Broke --------------------------- ~ Signs You Are Broke ~ American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. You look at your roommate and see a large pakora in tennis shoes. Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. Sally Struther's sends you food. (Text COM:3172447) -------- ------- End of Forwarded Message ------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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