Guest guest Posted April 23, 2000 Report Share Posted April 23, 2000 > > > > > > >The Mind is a FINE Thing!! > > > > > > > > >Two elderly women were driving in a large car (both could barely see over > > >the dashboard) As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. > The > > >stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the > passenger > > >seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just > > >went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another > > >intersection and the light was red again and again they went right > through. > > >This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light > had > > >been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. > > >She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the > road > > >and the next intersection to see what was going on. At the next > > >intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went > right > > >through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you > know > > >we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed > us!!!" > > >Mildred turned to her and said, "OH RATS, AM I DRIVING?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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