Guest guest Posted May 1, 2000 Report Share Posted May 1, 2000 ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Letter COM:3187283 (34 lines) Internet: DGilsen (AT) aol (DOT) com 26-Apr-00 23:10 -0700 aguadeluna_ (AT) hotmail (DOT) com stainedglassmary (AT) theriver (DOT) com hunter-gatherer (AT) worldnet (DOT) att.net march (AT) theriver (DOT) com shirsendu34 (AT) (DOT) co.uk Zacky66 (AT) hotmail (DOT) com Cc: Balarama (das) LOK (Albuquerque, New Mexico - USA) [7129] Cc: BULLRDRSDAD (AT) aol (DOT) com Cc: jbathurs (AT) intergate (DOT) bc.ca Cc: MACKSATACK (AT) aol (DOT) com Cc-For: Jokes Re: FW: Animals --------------------------- > > FW: Animals What is a Cat? > 1. Cats do what they want. > 2. They rarely listen to you. > 3. They're totally unpredictable. > 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. > 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. > 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. > 7. They're moody. > 8. They leave hair everywhere. > > Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats > > What is a Dog? > 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of > furniture in the house. > 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block > away, but don't hear you when you're in the same > room. > 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. > 4. They growl when they're not happy. > 5. When you want to play, they want to play. > 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. > 7. They leave their toys everywhere. > 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to > give you a kiss. > > Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats > > > (Text COM:3187283) -------- ------- End of Forwarded Message ------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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