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Hare Krishna.

 

 

~~~ Accuracy is Everything ~~~

 

 

When the Temple President picked up the phone, Special Agent

Struzik from the IRS was on the line.

 

"Hello, ISKCON?"

 

"Yes, this is."

 

"I'm calling to inquire about a member of your

congregation, a Dr. Shipe. Do you recognize the name?"

 

"Yes, he is a member of our congregation. How can I be

of service?"

 

"Well, on last year's tax return, the doctor claimed that

he made a sizable tax-deductable contribution to your

temple? Is it true?"

 

"Well, I'll have to have the treasurer verify this

information for you. How much did Dr. Shipe say he

contributed?"

 

"Twenty five thousand dollars," answered Agent Struzik.

"Can you tell me if that's true?"

 

There is a long pause. "I'll tell you what," replied

the president, "Call back tomorrow. I'm sure it will be."

 

Hare Krishna --

 

ys, Balarama Dasa

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