From the Oracle...

[Guest guest]

Hare Krishna.

 

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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return

for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with

his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

 

Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.

 

"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of

lightning.

 

Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo

of light.

 

One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."

 

The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."

 

Hare Krishna --

 

 

your servant, Balarama Dasa