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Hare Krishna.

 

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~~~ And to the earth you return... ~~~

 

 

A newly appointed young preacher was contacted by the

local funeral director to hold a graveside committal service

at a small country cemetery in Iowa. There was to be no

funeral, just the committal, because sadly, the deceased had

no family or friends left in Iowa. The young pastor started

early to the cemetery, but lost his way on the long back

roads. After backtracking many miles, he finally arrived, a

half-hour late. The hearse was no where in sight, and the

workmen were relaxing under a near-by tree, eating their

lunch.

 

The pastor went to the open grave and found that the

vault lid was already in place. He took out his book and

read the service. As he returned to his car, one of the

workmen paused between bites and said, "Maybe we should

have told him that's a septic tank."

 

 

Hare Krishna --

 

your servant, Balarama Dasa