Guest guest Posted June 24, 2000 Report Share Posted June 24, 2000 Teacher: If i've got $6 in one pocket,and $19 in another pocket,what have i got? Pupil: Someone else's coat on! ----- What do liars do when they die? Lie still. ----- Ramesh: Do you know the names of the two smallest women in the world? Ramoo: 'Course i do- Milly Metre and Molly Cule. ----- What does a cat like to eat at breakfast time? Mice Crispies. ----- From the world TERRIBLE JOKE book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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